Today was the day I met up with the cute girl bear from accounting to have drinks.

Ok, so things didn’t go so well. Mainly because I didn’t get along with her friend.
I made some offense comments about how “I hate when people use baby pictures in their profile on Facebook.” Apparently she is one of those people, and we got into an argument.

But seriously, I don’t want to look at your ugly kid on Facebook. Nobody does.
Even though I think my kitten is the cutest things in the world (and he is), you don’t see me putting Orange & White as MY profile picture. That’s a lie.

Then they left.

Then I got drunk.

Then I made Orange & White my new profile picture on Facebook.

Today I had another photo-shoot at the studio. During a break I took a picture of the cute girl from accounting (the one I have a crush on).
Isn’t she the cutest? Probably even cuter than Orange & White. I think my favorite part of her is her nice bangs. She’s got really great bangs.
I think that she thinks I took this picture for use in my “spank bank”. She’s probably right.

We’re going on a date to get drinks tommorow! Hooray!

Ok, actually she just mentioned that she’s getting drinks with some friends tomorrow.  So it’s probably not a date. And I guess she didn’t exactly invite me, so I’m just going to assume that she meant to invite me.

I bet if she knew that I put-out on first dates, she would have definately made it clear that I’m invited. That’s how I roll bitches.

Today I wore sweatpants. Enough said.

Last night O&W and I did shots. Our favorite is called the “Chocolate Cake” shot.
You really must try it. It tastes JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Orange and White isn’t very good at doing shots though (as you can see above).
It takes him about a half-fricken-hour to finish one. When it gets to the bottom of the cup, he sticks his little paw in, then licks it. It’s pretty cute.

ahhhhh!!!! facebook. all you do lately is make me feel bad. everyone is doing awesome things. i’m not. good for you…you rode your bike 29 miles today after an 8 hour day of respectable work and i was at home watching more judge shows.

and then what’s with the mystery posts?? “thanks for that special phone call today!” what is that? now we all want to know your secret but it’s probably not even that good. It’s like whispering at work! f u and the all the secrets.

now i’m going to go walk someone else’s dog.

facebook you can suck it.

Today was the last day of my “Book Tour”. This hot young thang (above) asked me for an autographed picture as I was leaving, and I was happy to oblige. Afterwards I asked if she wanted to go get some hot chocolate and pie, and she thought that I meant something dirty. I then had to explained myself, and that I really wanted actual hot chocolate and pie. Then  she declined again, and let me know she was going to be getting married soon. I found out the wedding will have an open bar, so I’m probably gonna try to get myself invited.

I’m gonna be trying to post a new “photo-of-the-day” every day or two, so you should probably visit often. I’m just sayin’…

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